A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one
day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the
road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench
coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching
drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car
arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling,
"What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?" asks the Officer...

(You ready?)

"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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